Incessantly solving problems et al.
And Alan, you're so unhappy.
You're so unhappy, and so so grinny
And Alan, you met Sal.

Grin and grin and God that grin!
God-grin given you Godly pair.
Alan and Sal and God, a Joy!
God-given Love, God's Twins.

Shhh, the Holy Trinity comes.
Al'n'Sal'n'God'sSweetLove's
So Slurpily Godly Lovely.
We quietly, helplessly run.

So what they got no angst.
So what they gotten a God'n
So help 'n' shelve me hate.
God'n'me'n'fate's strange pranks.

Give it time, God's not warm.
He's like the Solar Transitions.
Al'n'Sal, Go Fuck Yourselves
In the Godless Lunar dawn.

Soon Al'n'Sal'n'God'n'me:
 Too much for a holy trinity.

Finally the grin froze out the moon.
  • Simon Huggins, 7th February 2002