Dirty boy, you half-baked boy, stop still.
Are you not a British boy, serve us.
Now you throw the coaster out, beer-mat.
Friendly barman, shoot your mouth with crack-
a-hacking cough, bell-ring, barman, bring in
the tarmac quick, the salt vinegar chips
and leaves twigs caked in bubbling
sick
an ancient effigy, green-man smokes a stick
and stacks disgust as vaguely hunted trophies.
- Simon Huggins, 7th June 2002